hecking heckate and privacy

So like apparently I need to have this Privacy Policy, Terms of Consent blah blah blah on here somewhere so you like know what I'm doing with your info when you slap that shit into the Subscribe form. 

And also like trying to sue me is just a waste of time and energy considering I only occasionally get to roll in the dough of actual yeasty bread, and not that other type of dough in the form of money. Okay, I don't actually roll in yeasty bread, but I bet that feels nice. 


What it (data) do? 

& payments

I don't do anything with your information besides send you existential newsletters to the email address you provided, which goes onto my MailChimp account and like that's it. And like you can unsubscribe anytime you receive an email from me so like..yeah do that if you don't want my shit anymore! I also can like tell if you click on shit within the newsletter, but I rarely look at that because I have a fragile self esteem and I just rather stay blind to the number game. 

But like please stay if you do want to receive newsletters and please click shit. Clicking shit is fun.  

 And I know fuck all about Google Analytics. Your info goes to MailChimp, my email provider, and THEY are all GDPR compliant and all the other things compliant.

I'm a small witchy solo business with little tech knowledge and have no idea what all those pie charts and statistics mean on this SquareSpace website, my MailChimp or my Social Media accounts (Facebook and Instagram, sometimes Twitter...but Twitter is so dumb so like only a little bit).  

I use PayPal for Payments when I put out services. I will sometimes see your Name and Address if you have a PayPal account BUT I do not see any of your Credit Card or any of that type of shit, ever. EVER. PayPal is compliant with all this stuff, so if you got issue..take it up with them. 

Cookie Crisp 

Straight from Wikipedia, this is what a Cookie is (besides a delicious morsel) :

"An HTTP cookie (also called web cookieInternet cookiebrowser cookie, or simply cookie) is a small piece of data sent from a website and stored on the user's computer by the user's web browser while the user is browsing. Cookies were designed to be a reliable mechanism for websites to remember stateful information (such as items added in the shopping cart in an online store) or to record the user's browsing activity (including clicking particular buttons, logging in, or recording which pages were visited in the past). They can also be used to remember arbitrary pieces of information that the user previously entered into form fields such as names, addresses, passwords, and credit card numbers."

This is how the internet works. If you don't like it, ya prob shouldn't be using it or you can always turn them off if one of those boxes pop up so I hear. I usually don't look at those things much myself which is why there is no cookie bar here. Also, cookie bars sound so much more exciting then they actually are, don't they? 

On last bit: This was highly inspired by Writer's HQ privacy policy but like so much less involved because even with some of that shit I was lost but like hey click this link to see it because it's hysterical: https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/